100 Weird Icebreakers

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“I know I just met you, but I really want to know. If you were a cannibal, what part of the human body would you prefer?”

What can I learn about this person?

I won’t make this intro too long, but I was trying to find some weird icebreakers. You know, as one does. Maybe I’ve been on the internet too long that what most people consider “weird” is just watered-down for me. I mean… asking someone “What’s the worst haircut you’ve ever had?” isn’t exactly very weird to me. It’s just a question. Whatever the answer is doesn’t immediately tell me anything about that person.

Here are some strange “Why would you ask me that?” icebreakers to ask somebody you’ve just met. Or your friends, if you really wanna.

100 Weird Conversation Starters

1. What is the worst thing you’ve ever had come out of your body?
2. If you could teleport to any bathroom in the world, which one would you choose?
3. Would it be morally wrong to sleep with a clone of yourself?
4. What is the most expensive thing you own?
5. If you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
6. What is the worst thing you’ve seen on the internet?
7. What is the worst way to die?
8. If you could never have to poop again (and live with no side effects), would you?
9. What do you want to be done with your body after you die?
10. Have you ever had major surgery?
11. If you had to, would you give up brushing your teeth or wiping your butt?
12. Where would you dispose of a body if you had ample time?
13. If you had to, which body part would you detach?
14. What is the longest time you’ve spent in the hospital?
15. Do you think wearing underwear is important?
16. Would you rather have tastebuds on the bottom of your feet or on the palms of your hands?
17. Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated/defecated?
18. Where do you stash your toilet paper?
19. Do you care about worms that are on the sidewalk after a storm?
20. What is a way you would realistically die?
21. When is it okay to scream at someone?
22. Which celebrity has it coming?
23. Have you ever had someone close to you die?
24. If you were to ruin someone’s life, how would you do it?
25. What part of your body grows the most hair?
26. What is the darkest joke you know?
27. Which coin is the worst (ex. penny)?
28. Do you ever hear music playing when there isn’t any?
29. What would you NOT be willing to do for 5 million dollars?
30. Do you have your zombie apocalypse kit ready?
31. What part of you sweats the most?
32. If you were a cannibal, what part of the human body would you prefer?
33. What do you believe is the most horrible way to die?
34. Would you rather not be able to see or to hear a train coming at you?
35. What things do you keep in your wallet?
36. What would someone have to do to get you to drink a jar of pickle juice?
37. Have you ever swallowed an alive bug on purpose?
38. Is it okay to pee in the shower?
39. What is something your (parent) doesn’t know about you?
40. What stresses you out the most?
41. When was the last time you were truly happy?
42. Do you have a purpose in life?
43. What is the worst thing your pet has seen you do?
44. If you had to, who would you want a living puppet of?
45. When was the longest time you had to hold in a fart?
46. Have you ever seen a dead body?
47. How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
48. What does blood taste like to you?
49. Where is the worst place to go to the bathroom?
50. Do you check your mail daily?
51. How often do you wash your bedsheets?
52. What food will you never, ever try?
53. How do you spend time while you’re pooping?
54. Have you ever had an ingrown nail?
55. Where were you when (historical event) happened?
56. How would you get away with murder?
57. What is your opinion on monkeys?
58. What would you do if you could lactate?
59. When you poop, do you let your pants fall to the floor or keep them up?
60. Do you eat the black bit on the ends of bananas?
61. What was the last vegetable you ate?
62. What’s the best month for babymaking?
63. Have you ever been at fault in a car accident?
64. What made you cry most recently?
65. What is your middle name?
66. What single day of your life would you erase if given the chance?
67. Do you double-dip?
68. What is the worst thing you’ve ever eaten off the floor?
69. Can you taste smells?
70. Do you like how your own farts smell?
71. If you had to, which single part of your body would you choose to be insanely muscly?
72. Do you backwash?
73. What is the most important file you have on your computer?
74. If you had to pick one, what disease would you want?
75. Where in the house do you clip your nails?
76. What is a secret you wouldn’t mind having?
77. Would you rather have extremely long toenails or fingernails?
78. What is the longest you’ve gone without brushing your teeth?
79. What parts of your body do you shave?
80. Where were you the last time you farted?
81. What is the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to you?
82. What physical exercise causes you the most pain?
83. Do you like how chapstick tastes?
84. How would you end the world if you had to?
85. How do you feel about your relationship with your (parent)?
86. Would you rather be crushed by an elevator or drown in a room that is being filled with water?
87. How would you quickly dispose of a dead body in a hotel room?
88. How full is your bladder right now?
89. When you’re done pooping, do you look at the tissue after you wipe?
90. If you had to, what bone would you have removed?
91. Would you ever consider trying human meat?
92. Which gas station has the best restrooms?
93. What is your opinion on feet?
94. What is the minimum you would kill someone over?
95. How often do you floss your teeth?
96. What’s the first thing you wash in the shower?
97. How many times have you lied today?
98. What food personally gives you diarrhea?
99. If murder were legalized, who would you kill first?
100. Have you ever eaten paper?